- 情景英文对白
Ross: Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh!
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?
- 情景中文翻译
嗨。
这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
你还好吧？
我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上……
饼干？
卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。
- 我帮你泡杯咖啡，
谢了。
不要……别清理我的灵气。可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。
好吧，保持晦气！
我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。
- 不，你不会的，没错，
- 我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！
而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。
没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。
有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？
