一，因为经常熬夜我的肝好像不太好.大伙可以叫我小心肝吗
Because often stay up late my liver seems not very good. can everybody call me careful liver
二，没人理解你.很委屈吗？ 数学你理解吗？它都不委屈
三，我不好意思连麦 我怕你们听到我家点钞机的声音 更怕你听到我家保姆喊我公主
I'm sorry, Liam. I was afraid you'd hear my money counter, and I was even more afraid you'd hear my nanny call me princess
四，你能不能不要跟其他女孩子聊天打游戏啊 很烦啊 当然也不要跟我 我更烦
Would you stop talking to other girls and playing games? It's annoying, and of course not with me. I'm more annoying
五，小熊小熊胖乎乎 睡觉起来呼噜噜 没人和我牵手手，那我就揣兜兜 掉头发的时候感觉自己是一棵蒲公英 希望可以变成一罐可乐，不开心的时候跳一跳就会冒出许多甜甜的泡泡了
The bear is chubby and sleeps. No one is holding hands with me. Then I feel that I am a dandelion when I lose my hair. I hope I can turn into a can of cola. When I am unhappy, I will jump. A lot of sweet bubbles are coming out
六，晚上好 爱我的记得吃饭 不爱我的不要吃
Good evening, love me, remember to eat, do not love me, do not eat
七，她生气了，夺门而出，他冲到楼下拦住她，把门夺了回来
She got angry and rushed out the door. He rushed downstairs to stop her and took the door back
八，懒人日记：算了懒得写
Lazy diary: forget it
九，听说女孩子说叠词很可爱，我我觉觉得得我已已经经完完全全掌掌握握了了
I heard that girls say that reduplicated words are very cute, I feel that I have completely mastered it
十，居然真的有男孩子愿意大早上跑来送我想吃的东西真的好感动，就是配送费贵了些
Actually, there are really boys who are willing to run in the morning to send me what I want to eat. It is really moving, that is, the delivery fee is more expensive
十一，我最近在一个岛上，朋友问我在哪一个岛，我在穷困潦倒（岛）
I was on an island recently. My friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poor island
十二，大家信教吗？我是回笼教的，我们的主要任务是睡觉
Is everyone religious? I was brought back to teach, our main task is to sleep
十三，一直很尊重金钱：没偷，没抢，没有
Always respected money: no stealing, no robbing, no
十四，夏日的晚霞是浇着红油的小龙虾壳
The summer sunset is a crayfish shell with red oil
十五，我是意大利和中国的混血，刚好就是你的意中人
I'm an Italian-Chinese hybrid, and I happen to be your man
十六，大家都是汉堡包，凭什么你们都是憨憨，就我是宝宝
Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all embarrassed, just me is a baby
十七，我本可以放下所有，不看你一眼的转身离开，但是你的一生爸爸又让我回到了原地
I could have let go of everything and turned away without looking at you, but your life dad put me back where I was
十八，打雷了，别的小朋友都趴在被窝里瑟瑟发抖，打雷好可怕，只有你趴在窗台上喊惊雷，这通天修为天塌地陷紫金锤
Thunder, other children are shivering in the bed, thunder is terrible, only you kneel on the window sill and shout thunder, this sky is built into a purple gold hammer
十九，今天升温了，太阳晒得我很热，我站在猪圈里提起提子点了根烟，我不想再做猪了，我把自己的心关在一个很深很深的地方，我拱不动你的心，还要被你吃掉
Today, the temperature is rising. The sun is very hot. I stood in the pigsty and picked up a cigarette. I don't want to be a pig anymore. I keep my heart in a deep, deep place. I can't move your heart. I have to be eaten by you
二十，奥利奥冰淇淋里，奥利奥碎互相问候，你算哪块小饼干？
Oreo ice cream, Oreo broken greeting each other, which cookie are you?
二十一，你们真的不感动吗 我每天变着花样的发朋友圈 我连谈恋爱都没有这么用心
二十二，我是个莫得感情的草莓冰激凌